I should be sleeping

and-corn:

medievaljournalist:

a dragon is attacking the city but thankfully im safe in my car

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bunny dragon?

bun-a-day:

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315🐇11.11.23 bunny dragon

calware:

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i think i might have to recalibrate my color profiles

should-be-sleeping:

eonblueinmay:

Three different ways to open a tightly sealed jar by yourself/ without assistance


This guy’s voice is so gentle cause he eats 3 jars of pickles a day.

mintypochi:

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Doodles 🦊🦊

mugiwara-lucy:

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I’m gonna use this in IRL next time 🤣

stjohnstarling:

stjohnstarling:

stjohnstarling:

Holy shit I think I just cracked the code of why people think you can’t sell things on Tumblr 😭

I was reading one of the Substacks I subscribe to, talking about how they promote their publication and their various sources of traffic, when I came across this paragraph:

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Now I happen to also run a fairly popular Substack (about gay vampires). One whose readers are almost entirely Tumblr users. And Tumblr clicks have just never shown up in my stats, I’m used to it. Naturally I had to comment:

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It’s not just Substack’s tracking that doesn’t work on here. NO tracking works on here. Tumblr is just one of the last platforms left that completely obscures its users’ data!

That’s why there’s this persistent myth that you can’t advertise on Tumblr. It’s not that you can’t sell things here, it’s that you can’t use the invasive methods that are standard everywhere else.

I can’t wrap my head around why Tumblr’s self-promo is all about Goncharov and dashboard crabs and not THIS! My god, their website on its last legs and this - this thing which is purely for the benefit of all their users - is certainly hurting their revenue. They aren’t patting themselves on the back for not selling us out? Not even a little?

cainternn:

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sukuna used flamethrower!

ofpd:

depsidase:

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[ID: a newspaper advertisement column. in the ‘wanted’ section one job being offered is:

Martyrs – Job involved dying in crosswalk to force city to install signal there. Set your own hours.

end ID.]